There are two huge problems in France right now. First, we have no effective government. Second, there is violence everywhere. Once I become your leader, I will solve both of these problems. As your dictator, I will be the only government necessary. As for the violence, anyone who commits a crime will be summarily executed.

One change I will make in the government will be eliminating all the corrupt representatives. In fact, I'll remove all the representatives, corrupt or not. This is supported by the now famous Thomas Hobbes, who I know you have all heard of. There will be no representatives, so anyone who has a problem with anything I do can come complain to me personally. At their own risk, of course.

I am much better suited to be a leader than King Louis XVI. He is a complete pushover, as you all know. One day he'll say one thing, the next day he'll say another. He doean't even want to be king, and he spends his time making tools and locks, not looking after our country. He even lets himself be controlled by his wife, Mary Antoinette, who is gambling away our country's money!

"It is legal because I wish it."

This is a quote from your own beloved king. He thinks he can do whatever he wants, because he is the king. He thinks he's so high and mighty, he doesn't even try to get the opinions of you, the common people. I, as your leader, would listen to everyone's opinions, even that of the lowliest beggar. I just won't be influenced by them.

As you can see, I will make a much better leader than King Louis XIV. I will not be influenced by everything- I will make my own decisions and stand by them. I will *listen* to everyone's opinion. And I won't be pushed around by some woman with a gambling problem, or any problem for that matter.


Really, I do want to hear your opinions. No seriously, I do.



I'm like a brick, man. Yeah...

adios.